how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
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My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
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a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
(via yongmuney)
fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married
(via sickweave)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(via str8lesbian)
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
(via str8lesbian)
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
(Source: ppowermuffgirls, via sickweave)
until i was like 12 i was vegan bc my parents were too and one time in like my fifth grade science class we had to draw pictures of carnivores, omnivores, herbivores, etc
and like 5 kids drew a picture of me for herbivore and that was the moment i realized i hated public school
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